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An Admission of Error…ASA write again to Archbishop Cranmer

Read more ASA Watch at MelonFarmers.co.uk

See article from archbishop-cranmer.blogspot.com

archbishop cranmer logoThe ASA finally wrote to Archbishop Cranmer without the previous patronising Foboffish:

We’re sorry for any confusion or upset we’ve caused. We do accept that our first email didn’t state that you were not compelled to respond to us, though we did clarify that explicitly in our second email to you. We do try to work with — rather than against — advertisers, agencies and publishers to resolve complaints that are raised with us. We also strive to make sure that our communications are clear, so we will certainly take on board the issues you’ve raised for future investigations.

Our website statement clarifies that publishers are not compelled to respond in these cases and was published after our second email to you.

Given that our investigation is ongoing and that you are not the subject of that investigation, I will not be addressing the wider queries you have raised or corresponding further on those points. That’s because your questions go beyond your involvement in this case.

See the full article

19 May, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , | Leave a Comment

The Language of Angels…The Angel’s Share suffers ludicrous strong language cuts for a 15 rating

Read more Latest UK Cuts at MelonFarmers.co.uk

See article from bbfc.co.uk

angels share The Angel’s Share is a 2012 UK drama by Ken Loach.The film has just been passed 15 for very strong language and strong violence after BBFC category cuts for:

  • UK 2012 cinema release

The BBFC commented:

  • Company chose to reduce the number of uses of very strong language (in this case ‘cunt’) in order to obtain a 15 classification. An uncut 18 classification was available.

Comment: Beyond Absurd

And as goatboy said on the Melon Farmers Forum:

Beyond Absurd! We must protect the 16 and 17 year olds from a word they probably hear every day!

19 May, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , | Leave a Comment

Rated H for Hype…Ridley Scott’s Prometheus is rated R by the MPAA

Read more Latest UK Cuts at MelonFarmers.co.uk

8th May 2012. Thanks to goatboy
See article from theflickcast.com

Prometheus Michael Fassbendertheflickcast.comwrites:

For all of you who have been buying into the drama surrounding Prometheus‘ ultimate rating, we have some good news for you. Fox has confirmed that the moody, dark and probably terrifying sci-fi film will indeed be rated R for sci-fi violence including intense images, and brief language.

Many people never believed that a PG-13 rating was possible for the subject matter, so when it took this long to get a confirmed rating people were getting nervous. It also didn’t help that Ridley Scott has been telling people conflicted things about the movie, the process and the rating for months now.

…Read the full article

Update: BBFC 15 Rated

10th May 2012. See article from entertainmentcocktail.com

20th Century FoxThe BBFC have rated Prometheus a 15 uncut for Intense images and brief strong language.

This was confirmed by Fox studio execs at a press conference, they said:

Fox confirms there will be no edit to Prometheus to secure a lower rating, it will be a 15.

Update: BBFC 15 Officially Conformed

11th May 2012. See article from bbfc.co.uk

BBFC uncutThe BBFC have now officially rated Prometheus as 15 uncut for ‘strong violence, gore, threat and horror’ for:

  • UK 2012 cinema release in 2D and 3D

11 May, 2012 Posted by | BBFC Decisions, New Releases, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a Comment

The Cheerleaders…New DVD release on the ArrowDome label

Read more Reviews at MelonFarmers.co.uk


The Cheerleaders DVD
The
Cheerleaders
is a 1973 US comedy by Paul Glicker.
See

IMDb

Debbie may have done Dallas, but the
girls of Amorosa High are game enough to take on the whole
country in The Cheerleaders, a classic 70s sex comedy where the
laughs come thick and fast and the gym knickers come off even
quicker.

For the bold and brassy girls of the
cheerleading squad, taking one for their football team comes
naturally so when rivals need to be taken down, there’s only one
solution… seduce them into exhaustion. Now the game girls are
on a sex-crazed mission to ride their rivals to victory in a
politically incorrect comedy that shocked the world!

Lesbian sports mistresses and
square-jawed jocks… No one is safe from the amorous advances
of the hottest squad of horny good-time girls in the USA. Meet
The Cheerleaders!

ARROWDROME IS A FLEAPIT SELECTED
LIBRARY OF CULT FILMS; VIOLENT, HORRIFIC, SLEAZY, EXPLOITATIVE.
TO EXPLORE STEP IN TO THE CULT ARENA!

EVERY ARROWDROME RELEASE INCLUDES A
REVERSIBLE SLEEVE OF ORIGINAL ARTWORK AND A COLLECTOR’S BOOKLET!

ALSO INCLUDES TRAILERS, TV & RADIO
SPOTS + FEATURE LENGTH FOLLOW UP REVENGE OF THE CHEERLEADERS
+ NEW BOOKLET BY AUTHOR ROBIN BOUGIE! 79 + 84 mins approx,
Region 2 PAL DVD, Released 24th October

12 August, 2011 Posted by | New Releases, Uncategorized | , | Leave a Comment

Don’t you fuckin’ look at me!…Dennis Hopper dies aged 74

Read more US Censorship News at MelonFarmers.co.uk

Based on article from guardian.co.uk

dennis hopper blue velvetDennis Hopper, the hard-living Hollywood star with acclaimed roles in films including Apocalypse Now and Easy Rider, died yesterday of prostate cancer. He passed away at his home in Venice, California, at the age of 74.

He was surrounded by his family and friends and died peacefully at around 9am local time.

His private life was as variable as his professional one. He married five times and fathered four children. One of his marriages, to his second wife, Michelle Phillips, a singer in the group The Mamas and the Papas, lasted just eight days in 1970. Of the experience Hopper famously quipped: Seven of those days were pretty good. The eighth day was the bad one. His final marriage, to actress Victoria Duffy took place in 1996. The pair were undergoing a bitter divorce when he died. So bitter, in fact, that a dreadfully ill Hopper sought a restraining order against his spouse even though he was dying and virtually bedridden.

Hopper’s private life was often blighted by tales of hard-drinking and drug-taking. He confessed that he used cocaine in order to sober himself up so he could binge on more alcohol. His problems and lifestyle became the stuff of Hollywood legend – or nightmare. He once spent time on a New Mexico commune drinking spirits, taking drugs and firing machine guns. He was committed to a psychiatric ward in 1984 after experiencing violent hallucinations.

Nothing in Hopper’s personal life could overshadow a handful of truly great screen performances. In 1969′s Easy Rider, which he directed, co-wrote and co-starred in, Hopper explored the hippy counter-culture and the reaction to the Vietnam war. He dubbed the film his state of the union message and it was a roaring critical success, paving the way for the New Hollywood of the 1970s and directors such as Martin Scorsese and Francis Ford Coppola. Then in Apocalypse Now Hopper seemed to blend reality and fiction with his portrayal of a burned-out and insane war photographer. Finally, Hopper’s portrayal of a sadistic brute, Frank Booth, in David Lynch’s surreal Blue Velvet introduced the actor to an entirely new generation of fans.

Dennis Hopper graced the Melon Farmers with an excellent banned chainsaw duel in Tobe Hooper’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.

His appearance in The Trip was banned by James Ferman who was quoted as saying In the wrong hands, a tremendous advertisement for LSD. In the film Dennis Hopper educates Peter Fonda in the pleasures of mind expansion.

And of course there was the unforgettable scene in True Romance where little guy Hopper so eloquently taunts the sophisticated Mafiosi Christopher Walken, with ‘your mom was fucked by niggers’.

A great melon farming contribution to the movies.

30 May, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Flying Kites…Kites censored in India and the UK

Read more BBFC Cuts and Bans at MelonFarmers.co.uk

barbara mori toplessKites is a 2010 India action romance by Anurag Basu

Even before the Hrithik Roshan- Barabara Mori starrer Kites hits the screens, the movie is creating ripples enough about the sensuous and flirty scenes between the two actors, but the international version of the movie seems to have far bolder scenes than the desi version.

The international one has a sizzling liplock between topless Barbara with Hrithik Roshan which is censored to the Indian audience.

Payal Rohatgi, who is known for her bold image says, I think the Indian audience is not mature enough. Men download images to gratify themselves but movies are a different genre. Movies are meant for family watching and a raunchy promo will insure that family audiences don’t pull in. So movie makers are also vary,

BBFC logoMeanwhile the BBFC cut the 2010 UK cinema release by 9s for a 12A rating. Company chose to make cuts to reduce violent detail in one scene (a man’s ear being cut off and a man being shot with accompanying bloodspray) in order to achieve a 12A classification. An uncut 15 classification was available.

The BBFC further explained their 12A rating:

Kites is a subtitled Hindi language romantic action thriller in which an Indian man and a Mexican woman are on the run across America. The film was classified 12A for moderate violence and threat.

The film contains frequent action sequences and stunts, but the violence is generally not realistic or shown in detail. One scene, however, does involves a more realistic threat to two alleged thieves. They are threatened with a knife and a shooting is implied. This scene is the strongest moment of threat in the film. At 12A’/’12, the BBFC’s Guidelines state that Moderate physical and psychological threat may be permitted, provided disturbing sequence are not frequent or sustained.

The film also contains some mild language including piss and shit.

19 May, 2010 Posted by | BBFC cuts, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a Comment

Ministers of Censorship…Cameron appoints new government censors

Read more UK Government Censorship News at MelonFarmers.co.uk

Based on article from guardian.co.uk

libdem con logoTheresa May has been appointed Home Secretary and Minister for Women and Equality in David Cameron’s first Cabinet.

In this latter role of Minister for Equality her appointment attracted immediate criticism. Her voting record is rated as moderately against equal rights for homosexuals by The Public Whip website. In recent years she was absent or voted against most gay equality measures.

Kenneth Clarke had been appointed Secretary of State for Justice and Lord Chancellor by Prime Minister David Cameron.

Jeremy Hunt has been appointed secretary of state for culture, Olympics, media and sport in a newly created department in the Lib Dem/Conservative coalition government. Hunt’s new brief combines the Department for Culture, Media and Sport with Tessa Jowell’s ministerial responsibility for the London 2012 Olympics.

The Lib Dems are expected to have one minister in the new department, although it is understood responsibility for media is likely to go to a Tory.

15 May, 2010 Posted by | UK Government Censorship, Uncategorized | | Leave a Comment

Creepy…The Human Centipede sounds fun

Read more US Censorship News at MelonFarmers.co.uk

Based on article from contactmusic.com

human centipede The horror film The Human Centipede is opening in a handful of US theaters this weekend. It was not submitted to the MPAA for a rating.

The Chicago Sun-Times’s Roger Ebert is awarding it no stars as well. In his review, he writes I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, I refuse to do it. The star rating system is unsuited to this film.

The movie deals with a mad doctor, a surgeon who once separated conjoined twins and now goes about capturing victims and perform reverse surgery, bonding them end to end so that they have a common digestive system.

No horror film I’ve seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than The Human Centipede , Ebert writes. Nevertheless, he says that within Dutch director Tom Six, there stirs the soul of a dark artist. Likewise, Mark Olsen wrote earlier this week in the Los Angeles Times. Centipede is at once arduously rough to sit through and compelling. There’s a real film hidden beneath the hooky idea.

And in an interview with New York’s Village Voice, Six himself acknowledged that during test screenings, Some people walk out of the cinemas, others can’t stop laughing, and if people are eating during the movie, they are vomiting their food out because they didn’t expect this to happen. It has a lot of influence on people’s emotions.

10 May, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | | Leave a Comment

Best Online Resource…Melon Farmers up for an Erotic Trade Only Award

Read more UK News at MelonFarmers.co.uk

See www.erotictradeonly.com

ETO Show 2010It is great to see that Melon Farmers is a finalist for the Erotic Trade Only (ETO) Awards.

ETO is the major UK adult trade association, with representation from all of UK’s adult retailers and distributors, both online and on the high street.

Voting is open now at www.erotictradeonly.com, but is only open to those registered as belonging to the UK adult trade. The free monthly trade magazine is very good and it is well worthwhile registering for those connected with the trade.

The Melon Farmers are one of the finalists in the Best Online Resource category. The complete line up is:

  • Bgafd.co.uk
    The British Girls Adult Film Database is an invaluable resource for those looking for information on performers. It also has a thriving forum where girls, and studios, can promote themselves.
  • MelonFarmers.co.uk
    Formed seven years ago, Melon Farmers is a daily updated anti-censorship website which, by definition, regularly reports on adult industry issues such as cuts to R18 films and licensing.
  • PinkPaper.com
    The online home of gay and lesbian interest newspaper Pink Paper features relevant news and articles about travel, health, lifestyle information, food, drink, music, films, theatre and much more.
  • Sextoysbuzz.co.uk
    Set up by Alex Parker and Suzanne Hamilton, the people behind the successful AlexSuze.com blog, this site specialises in in-depth, and very candid, reviews of sex toys and adult products.
  • The Vibe (Sextoys.co.uk/sextoystv/)
    The Vibe features a team of ‘pleasure presenters’ – all of whom were originally customers of the site – demonstrating and explaining the features of a wide range of adult products.

7 May, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | , | Leave a Comment

Dangerous Hopes…Tories plan bonfire of Labour’s crap laws

Read more UK Parliament Watch at MelonFarmers.co.uk

Based on article from timesonline.co.uk

bonfireDavid Cameron has unveiled a detailed blueprint for the first days of a future Conservative government as the polls suggest he is on course to win the largest number of seats in the general election.

In a Sunday Times interview, the Conservative leader revealed the four pieces of legislation that would dominate his debut Queen’s speech.

The centrepiece of the Tories’ Queen’s speech, to be held within the next month if the party forms a government, would be a great repeal bill.

This would scrap ID cards, home information packs and dozens of rarely enforced criminal offences introduced by Labour over 13 years.

Hopes that the Dangerous Pictures Act may be on the bonfire list

Thanks to freeworld

Douglas Carswell MP and Daniel Hannan MEP drew up a “great repeal bill” a couple of years ago, a blueprint of legislation which should be scrapped.

Carswell seems to be saying that Cameron’s announced “legislation bonfire” has a basis in their “Great repeal bill”, so it may be of interest to people here who haven’t seen this document -

The notorious “Dangerous Pictures Act” in Straw’s “Criminal justice and immigration act” of 2008 is listed, and they say this section of the act should either be abolished or “carefully amended”, so the definition satisfies the tests of “consent or direct harm”. It’s the inclusion of patently fictional material for possession, even of clips from classified movies which cannot be real by definition, which are the worst aspects of the DPA.

6 May, 2010 Posted by | Dangerous Pictures Act, Uncategorized | | Leave a Comment

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